Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Jelqing Does It Work And How Long Does It Take

Spring fever - and the hormones cook about ...

Soeben habe ich einen Artikel zum Thema "Frühlingsgefühle" online gestellt, leider lässt sich der Artikel nicht öffnen - ich denke und hoffe, dass die Technik von Suite101.de sich kurzfristig darum kümmert.


                  (c) Rike, Pixelio

Mein Lieblings-Cartoon, den ich bis heute leider nicht im Internet gefunden habe, stammte m. W. von Marunde und war auch ein Aufhänger meines Bühnenprogramms "Männer - Women -. Zombies "with which I am among other things occurred in October 2008 in the Little Theatre in Essen A raven flies towards a wrought iron rooster that serves as a church steeple The Raven gets but with at all, that it is the steeple-cock. is a material object, lies down in the air brakes and ranzt ne go: "What you staring for so stupid? ! Go, go, out of the way, or you'll coupla lubricated "Down on the roof of the nave sits a little sparrow, looks with admiration on to the raven and think:" great guy "

this cartoon on once had a teacher! University of Essen at the door of her office and then I have suffered quite a Lachflash when I looked the part.

us at the crazy project office cook the hormones sometimes even at times over: o) - especially if Steffiiiii floats again schwärmerischem look around the office. I'm also flirting mood - that must be spring.

(c) Lilo Kapp, Pixelio

for today Unfortunately, according to weather forecast is announced rain, but now seems to have the sun out from behind thin clouds. The day before yesterday and yesterday the weather was certainly beautiful, but at least it was pleasant today at 6:30 clock when I drove off, with 7 ° C mild. Even with the spring Steffiiiii feelings excited about the temperatures, as well as Marina. Sammy is now sitting more often in meadows near Frohnhausen / Fulerum, sniffing thoughtfully at crocuses, hihi. My little hamster lady Steffi is also happy if they can float with their Gleitschirmchen over fields of tulips, crocuses and daffodils - Ecki looking forward more to its 3 Series BMW. Well, each his own: o).


(c) Rita Gäbel, Pixelio

Unfortunately, there are also people who are talented and have a little humor sometimes just a little may wonder. Zeno had sponsored some time ago for our office coffee pot on the Mainzelmännchen are shown as a motive. The cup he had once received from the ZDF. Since I already Mainzelmännchen as a child was pretty funny - the characters are pretty much the best that the ZDF has to offer now - I'm usually subscribed to this cup: o).

As I recently hospitalized was Marinchen our consultant Arno has brought a cup of coffee, where it was in the cup to the Mainzelmännchen cup. Arno: "Marina, that's not what does the customer think of me ...!" This is not serious? (Hm, but we honestly believe that our customers have also found the cute, but if you otherwise have no worries ...) This Marina said the other day to Steffi and me Indian, that it would have been a lot of dubious, if they would have placed o)) or with a cup breasts (which it really is m. W. on the market), hahaha: him a cup with the word "porn king"! About this Joke beömele I am today. When Arnold was yesterday we had to I'm really resist a grin, because I had to think of "porn king" höhö. Funny, as Zeno said last dig at Arnos concerns to me in the kitchen, that he himself would drink during the consultation. DAS was somehow clear to me, hehe. In any case, this Mainzelmännchen cup is in our worship.

Da Marina so in my latest book as a porn producer (of course with quality!) Function and then I told her to write the screenplay, adapted by the porn king quite good. The suitable locations for the porn, with Nivea (u) are found naturally in the Ruhr area - suitable for the spring were these possible locations:

  • the tetrahedron in Bottrop-Batenbrock
  • Lichtungen und Pilzansammlungen im Köllnischen Wald in Bottrop-Kirchhellen
  • das Ufer des Heidesees, ebenfalls in Bottrop-Kirchhellen
  • das Emscherufer (sofern man eine unempfindliche Nase hat - ich habe in der Praxis aber schon mal häufiger feststellen können, dass der Emscherdeich als Liebesnest genutzt wird - gut erkennbar an zurückgelassenen Schlüppis und Kondomen...)
  • das Ufer des Rhein-Herne-Kanals (natürlich würde ich stark frequentierte Wege und Stellen da außen vor lassen - insbesondere tagsüber)
Liebe an Bus- oder Straßenbahnhaltestellen hingegen ist eher ziemlich 80er. Meine Oma väterlicherseits (1913 - 1991), die ebenfalls einen sexist humor was right, waited at the bus stop at night Berliner Platz, which was still above ground, on its streetcar when she saw that two young people pimperten on the other side of the bus shelter with the frosted glass. Well, who's like ...: o). Presumably, the two overcome in today's western city of her spring feelings, although not as much greenery in the immediate environment.

There are other nice places where you can indulge in his spring fever, the border's not the same with sex must be - is kissing and smooching and beautiful. Spontaneously come to mind because the following of me in a practice-tested places:

  • the banks of the Rhine in Dusseldorf below the Theodor-Heuss-Bridge - that was the first time I have to the sounds of Iron Maiden album panky "Somewhere in Time"
  • the Ferris wheel, "Bellevue" have - often on the Cranger Kirmes in Herne and on the Rhine fair in Dusseldorf
  • the banks on the Rhine-Herne Canal found below the canal bridge in E-Dellwig
  • under powered street lights in Essen (various districts)
  • in the car in the meadows at Scheppmannshof in E- Dellwig
  • in a parking lot on Köllnischen forest (age Postreitweg)
  • on Baldeneysee at E-Heisingen - with full moon and in style with ner real, unfiltered, French Gauloises cigarettes (kissing, we have taken the course aus'm mouth, haha!)
  • in Mühlbachtal in E-Fulerum
  • in the courtyard of the SPD's house in E-copper spin.
Marinchen just told me that she has snogged times on a tree. Anything else included a boat in the water under the mistletoe, lying in the snow in front of a snowman to kiss their locations. Steffiiiiii enjoys and is silent on the subject, instead she prefers to face the traffic places: o).

My school friend Cola Borbeck kissed her first boyfriend in a phone booth in E-Kupferdreh for the first time - yes, then, in the early 90s that went on, for we had still so beautiful yellow telephone booths, which have a sealed off from the rest of the world at least a little.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Arrested 12chan United States

food, your sites * sing *

surprise - what can happen over night ... everything! At the junction Hatzper Street / Humboldt Street in Haarzopf is indeed closed for good two weeks, the rightmost lane Fulerum, but you could at least still turn from the right lane going straight ahead to the right and the lights were at this busy intersection until last night in operation.

were this morning at half past six off all lights and night, the city of Essen managed to a construction site at the intersection of , To implement the confusion and chaos is hardly to beat. GRMPH! I went this morning instead of being driven in Haarzopf in Kettwig, because it was a little easier to cross the intersection rather than straight ahead as usual to turn left onto Ramp Haarzopf. Let's see how it looks this evening there and then times by now whether it is operating traffic lights - why should I at a busy intersection, which can be driven in four directions - Kettwig, Bredeney, Mülheim, Fulerum - take construction traffic lights? Morning at 6:30 clock when some commuters are already on the road, which is already borderline, but if the Rush Hour between 7.30 und 8.30, or between clock 16:30 and 18:30 clock is really going on, the chaos and congestion is inevitable without traffic lights. Thinking is dependent luck ...! Maybe the city wants to eat or earn at possible consequences?

Nearby there for months, the next site, in the curve Fulerumer Street / Humboldt Street. That was it not done during the snow period December 2010/Januar 2011, even understandable, but even now that the weather is nice and mild, because for weeks no progress - the potholes left by the winter-wide to gradually from craters and the ruptured surface of the track you can even see, that there many, many years, even drove ne tram long, because the rails are there under the ruptured asphalt - because although I'm not sure if that's really come from Frot - still completely unmotivated in the area around. In the curve is also good until a year ago, what has been done, but why do it all in a hush, if we can distribute them at x-time? The bus lane that runs parallel to the road Fulerumer, has also not yet been put into operation. If the track is not always used by the 147, why then has been working on it?

The city has funnily enough money for all possible and impossible flagship projects - for a fourth-rate team to a new stadium to be built, a new swimming pool will be built, although many good running pools in the north and west of the city were closed down (eg Nöggerathbad in Altendorf, Oasis in Old Village, Old Kuhlhoffbad in food) or by the closure threatened (in this case, the pool Dellwig, also called "Hesse" known). For 2011, the operation is secured in Hesse, but what about the years that still stands in the stars. It has our Office of OB Reinhard passport (SPD) nor the victory won with the promise that Hesse is not made tight.

Unfortunately, I have the article last night in the special session of the WDR only half-noticed, but the Karnaper Citizens are understandably angry, especially because the houses are right on Emscher dike, over wet cellars have, because the drain pipes are crumbling and the ground water is increasing steadily, which somehow is related not Emscher together. The city of Essen and Emschergenossenschaft that actually pushing for the management of the river and its responsibility in the Ruhr many tributaries to the buck to each other - the Karnaper citizens is thus not helped. A restructuring of the mining damage in the sewage system would probably cost 800 million euros, it would be most like the city if the citizens concerned that too pay out of pocket. The North Food has always been a stepchild of municipal policies - if there were the same problems in Rüttenscheid, or NEM Bredeney other supposed noble quarter would be of interest, as against what long ago been made. Actually, probably would have to pay for the costs of mining, but was closed in 2007 because a clause regarding costs of eternity, the mining has nothing to the damage in Karnap more on board.

Forced To Smelll Feet

Denglisch or ghetto-German as subjects?

The decline of the German language has become well-kept collection of linguists, as some apparently believe that Denglisch ("I get s wanted cash from the bank!") Or ghetto-German ("Ey Alder , Doers sporadically flat! ") as subjects to introduce in schools. Okay, I do not think honestly that the British, its people or the Americans get the idea, in their schools Schwänglisch introduce as a subject just because Mr. Oettinger times held a nice speech in Schwänglisch: o ), but some German, which then also academics (Akadämliker call?) have, indeed, such ideas ...

one hand, many training companies complain that many of their future trainees, regardless of nationality, are hardly in a position to write a decent German sentence straight, the lack of social behavior and even the understanding of the four basic arithmetic operations, but then some come around the corner and think they need to also support yet, because this is "culturally valuable". Well, then could ask the Bavarians, the Saxons, the Ruhris, the Rhineland and the Hessians and that its own dialect is taught in German schools in the future, often in an administrative district in the upper classes.

love hiring managers, if these ideas really be successful once, you can look in the future on the same cover letter as the following example: o). Let us once before, a gas station owner named Thor Muller, who runs an Esso petrol station in the old food, is looking for a garage mechanic (m / w - we are yes politically correct, hehe) with completed education, enjoy working with people of different nationalities and has speaks English or other foreign languages as possible, such as Polish, Russian, Czech, Turkish or Arabic. Such a letter that mixes lots of different regional dialects, ghetto-German and Denglisch could then read this:

Güden However, Dhörsten, ey Alder,

I am the Schackeline Essanelle with the wave, and do Schalke . come As a fully trained crass Tankwartin with fun at multiculturalism I will apply to you, the job opening.

Neben Deutsch und über andere Leute kann ich voll krass Französisch und Türkisch. Mein erster Freund, der Marzel aus Katernberg, hat mich Französisch beigebracht, Kruzifix noch a mal, und mein aktueller Stecher, dat Mustafa, der Sohn von Gastarbeita is, hat mich gezeigt, wie Türkisch geht. Alder, du merkst, der Umgang mit unterschiedliche People macht mich viel Freude.

Ich tue mich täglich duschen und Socken-Changing machen. Durch meine Arbeit anne Aral-Tanke in GE-Heßler bin ich Electronic Cash gewohnt, Alder - guckst du. Isch bin eine voll korrekte Alde, Alder.

Ja, geh, wennze mich kennen lernen willz, ruf mich voll krass on, please not abba ten clock in the morning and six non-clock in the evening when I hang with Mustafa and dat tune its 3 Series. About cash, we can still talken small, when I get to babble to you.

Tschüsikowski,
Schackeline

Well, that would be even a homely letter of application, which combines everything possible, as some linguists have so so much: o). I think it's good, if foreign languages are offered at schools, at least I had also two foreign languages as LKs (English and English), and I also think it's good to schools, other languages such as Turkish, Russian, Polish, Arabic, Italian, etc. Operating if someone is interested in this language and culture, but Denglisch or ghetto-German, I think rather uncertain, especially since normally the teaching of languages - whether German or a foreign language - actually more to the correctness in the expression value down and is not irgendnem comic hodgepodge of every possible language, slang and dialects. Then German in the schools are already eliminated directly, instead of German instruction is then either replaced by Bavarian, Ruhrpott Platt, Saxon, German ghetto, etc. and certainly makes us internationally competitive total - or it is now contest capable?

Monday, March 7, 2011

Breastfeeding To Sister's Baby

Helau and horror

Helloooo, I'm Sammy and I spent yesterday with my mum Alex, my brother and my friends Ecki a beautiful rose Monday. Only wanted Zacharias Zuhältersau spoil people's mood at the carnival with a behavior, the pants looked like an open nerve, because I've only times the wide tires of his truck pimp bit broken, hehe. That may have made POFF ...! Hihi! Krimhilde Krötenwutz had decorated with streamers - it was beautiful but it also does not.

First it was mom who had a day off yesterday, Borbeck us, we were washing cars, for mums Clio, considers himself NEN 3 Series BMW, it had in months and the onset of winter in December 2011 2010/Januar sorely needed. Before us were four cars, and in particular the Gulf hired dimwitted. Do you have to run its engine, while other cars are already in the car wash to be washed? This was also the owner of the Aral gas station on the road Frintroper. Maaaaann!

Since mom has to wash their cars also get lemon-scented cleaning gloves for all plastic parts on their car, we have mom helped her Viennese interior. I sat on the roof in the sunshine and have the antenna abgewienert, the mother had indeed removed before entering the car wash drove. Hihi!

Ecki had dressed as a pirate and I am as Käseküchelchen. Steffi has dressed up as Düsenjähger-driver (Top Gun says hello) and Timo as celery. Hihi! Aunt Marina and Aunt Steffi have a blast in Dusseldorf.

Last night we "Psycho" have looked on ARTE - of course originally by Hitchcock, not this stupid remake of 2003 with Vince Vaughn and Anne Heche, also criticized what Mom had been to one of their articles. Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates was just awesome, you can expect from Vince Vaughn, the adit Schmierlapp not been able to maintain Sun Maaaann! The strings made music with the high notes at times I tame, so I jumped on Mommy's lap. Before the film there möndelte yet, so I was sitting at the kitchen window and I'm pleased at the crescent moon. There, I also Edeltraud, my favorite sister died appeared. Mom asked me if I was secretly smoking grass because Edeltraud otherwise appears only in her coffee cup. Hihi!

If Mom has not enjoying the sun, she has at the carnival weekend continue to be written in her book, the now missing is the epilogue. Yesssss, my mom is a busy little fish - either way!
is why the corresponding term's clouds today from me!

pool Dellwig - dump on Weidkamp - Water Hose - Flash - Bus - Levi Street - Georg-Melches Stadium - Storage - thunder road - tram - hail - Bicycle Driving School - Emscher - barge - Coke - Cemetery At Hello - Hessler - Revierpark Nienhausen - Mottbruchhalde - castle Witt rings - heavy rain - Television - Prosper Street - Rhein-Herne Canal - Oberhausen - Emschermündung - Essen Road - Railway bridge - Cloud - Klaumerbruch - paddock - Vondernstraße - S-Bahn - Breil road - Oberhausen.

Friday, March 4, 2011

When Do You Put On Eye Cream

is to yawn boring rip-off tricks

There are unfortunately a number of people who do not earn their money by honest work, but try to grind people on their coal dubious way of the cross - and I had been to Suite101 written various articles, including with respect to the Online Content Ltd. and the brothers Schmidtlein GbR.

From time to time, but also try lazy cheaters, to lure people by cell phone. Yesterday I was on my landline phone received, which must however be used as a mobile phone and therefore SMS is the following message:

You are to reach but difficult [clear, unlike some lazy rip-off I'm going to work well all day and nerve others] not fake Geseier. If you are also single and have desire to do something to respond to [number] YES. If it sucks, stop at [number].

course I have this SMS sofort gelöscht und sie gar nicht beantwortet, denn dann hätten die Abzocker nachher noch behauptet, ich hätte ein kostenpflichtiges Abo für ne Flirtline oder so abgeschlossen. Tja, wer Alex reinlegen will, muss ein bisschen früher aufstehen :o).

Spam bin ich ja bei den E-Mails gewohnt, wobei diese ohnehin dann im Spam-Ordner landen, den ich aber regelmäßig kontrolliere (falls sich doch mal ne seriöse Mail aus etwaigen Gründen in den Spam-Ordner verirrt) und dann auch lösche. Leute, es nervt - ständig wird mir seit der Plagiatsaffäre um Herrn zu Googleberg angeboten, mir nen Doktortitel kaufen zu können (der Anbieter ist natürlich nur um meine Karriere besorgt, höhö!) ne or penis enlargement, so my friend for more fun * screaming *. Hm, I am a woman, I have no male genitals, your smart aleck, and a man is in bed hehe me to be honest rather than a woman, the size of the best play is because not everything.

were very popular NEN time and spam, where should I put my account for cash transactions from around the world are available - haha, the oldest conjuring trick in the world.

circulated About ten years time ne fraudulent SMS with the text "A person who is very dear to you, you have to say something important. Get in contact with ..." Haha, that would be then become the infamous 0190 number in the Bahamas (or elsewhere) and the phone costs would probably explode. Because some subjects probably were hoping to become rich with the supposed need of some singles ...

people go, but easy to work normally even if you will not so rich - others are content to cheat and normal salaries and a modest or reasonable standard of living, without any third party for that.

Gun That Ari Gold Uses

Meaning and purpose (10): From now on, four of

Seit Mitte Februar sind wir nun glücklich zu viert. Zu unserem dreijährigen Sohn hat sich ein Brüderchen gesellt und ihn dadurch zum "großen Bruder" und uns als kleine Familie komplett gemacht.

Jetzt ist alles wieder auf Anfang: Die Nächte werden durchwacht und die Windeln sind winzig. Wenigstens weiss man, wie es weitergeht und kann dann doch bei Nummer 2 einiges entspannter angehen lassen. Und neben allen Parallelen ist der Neuankömmling doch ganz anders als sein älterer Bruder.

Abb. SuZ 10.1: Bunte Kette von Glückwunschkarten im neuen Kinderzimmer - da ist noch viel Platz!

Neben dem Glück über the happy birth of my second son assures me of course, my status as a blogger dad in the longer term. There will certainly still much to report.

While this in modern times happened here in a blog, so we are in relation to other means of communication still very old fashioned and miss the good old tradition of the birth of a greeting card to get. We have "Our son there," to our e-mail many friendly get answers and get on facebook nice comments on the Wall, but a greeting card to stand out for his child but rather and more, as a printed e-mails . Who has not yet written words, may do so now.

How Long Can I Serve In The Army

smoking uncool - but apparently not drinking

The number of militant Non smoking in recent years after smoking was banned more and sometimes criminalized almost (think, just look at the charges against our smoking former chancellor Helmut Schmidt, because he smoked in the presence of a person ...), had risen significantly. Social media is also full of the negative consequences of smoking as well as print media. Some letters to the editor in TV guides already sing dirges to know when people smoke in television series. If we have no other problems on this planet ...

clear that smoking is not healthy and can trigger the worst case, a number of serious diseases is beyond question. However, it is striking that the same strict standards that are applied in the blue haze, apparently are not created when alcohol - the alcohol industry refuses for years, cigarette packets to analog on the bottles Warnings to install, are alcohol advertising, it also remains and is in contrast to cigarette advertising is not allowed.

If someone declines a proffered cigarette at a party, that is no problem and is used by some militant nonsmokers already considered almost award-worthy, but if anyone opposed to a party, order an alcoholic drink without there behind lies a deeper meaning come immediately cliche questions like "Are you dry alcoholic?", "your wife has forbidden you to drink?", "Must you go to? Take now a taxi!" There are then suddenly the combatants milli Non smoking very quickly with any of these stereotypes and prejudices here - but it should also people Who give do not like alcohol, although they have to drive are not yet dry Alkis.

I drink even more rarely alcohol now - before I ever quite like wine, champagne or a Likörchen drinking, though not excessive, but if I have thrown before ne painkiller, alcohol acts as not conducive, so I do not drink drops, when I took before ne tablet. The last time that I have taken alcohol to me was, in September 2010, when Timo Reisdorf Kolsch has brought us to try: o). The wine bottles, which I often get paid as a thank you for mutual aid, nice restaurant reviews, etc. stir, I do not always immediately at the abovementioned reasons.

Okay, it is more often about the coma-drinking among young people in the mass media reported, but on the whole it does nothing. In advertising is still suggesting that someone is drinking, the alcohol, in a good mood and all popular - just as it was formerly also the case with cigarettes. However, and this is even an online forum regarding been argued on the subject, it is never in practice occurred, that a family is broken up smoking, to alcohol, however, already, since alcohol also the personality and social behavior of a people completely changed into something negative. Actually, alcohol is the most dangerous drug von allen - und sie ist erlaubt und wird sogar noch eifrig beworben. Dagegen ist auch im Prinzip nix einzuwenden, da jeder normalerweise vom Verstand her selbst entscheiden kann, ob, wann und wie viel er trinkt, aber wenn schon beim Rauchen so ne total überzogene Hysterie veranstaltet wird, warum dann nicht auch beim Trinken? Raucher pöbeln nach ner Zigarette nicht in der Gegend rum, sie lallen nicht, kotzen nicht irgendwo hin oder werden regelrecht aggressiv - was bei manchen Besoffskis durchaus mal häufiger vorkommen kann. Auch hat es noch nie einen Fall von Koma-Rauchen gegeben :o).

Ich bin auf jeden Fall dafür, dass Raucher auf Nichtraucher Rücksicht nehmen - ich muss nicht allen Leuten meinen Smoke blow in the face, I plug in Ner crowded dance floor, a fag and the other the clothes to singe or roast or Non smoking apartments, I'm basically to smoke on the balcony (which I will do by the way in my new apartment, which was also has a balcony) - but this hysteria and this lobbying nerves gradually. I do not have something against Non smoking or against vegetarians or vegans - only when I want to convert someone to ne very militant way, I get NEN attack. Steffi is, for example, a vegetarian, but makes no fuss and has no conversion litanies when Timothy and I have our pizza meat ingredients our restaurant or order a steak. This attitude I find completely okay so - we easily accept that Steffi is a vegetarian, but conversely, they accepted without any problems, we are meat eaters. may have

that smoking adverse health consequences is undisputed, but strangely enough there are people who, despite decades of smoking (as in the medical jargon the saying goes), over 90 - as our former Chancellor and his wife Loki (God rest her soul). But others die at 30 from lung cancer, although they have never smoked - either actively or passively. There are also always published figures on smoking-related deaths, with alcohol - regardless of whether the death to directly or indirect connection is - there are those benchmarks are not. There are now ads, entitled "Alcohol is more broken than you think," what is right in principle, but compared to the anti-smoking campaign is more of a drop in the bucket. This lobbying Geseier goes now many non-smokers on the cookie - the militant, of course. When started playing at New Year's "Improving Non smoking protection" rather than health, job satisfaction, a happy partnership and to do the like, then I do not remember it.

existed a few years back a presentation that was circulated by e-mail and that warning labels on cigarette packs was targeted. You can abuse anything, so satirischerweise been proposed include the following ideas:

  • warning on a car radio / document: Grass can kill
  • warning message on a blackboard Ritter Sport: If you do not already fat enough?
allow you to safely transfer in principle to all sorts of other areas of life and health or consumer goods:

  • warning on medications: medications can be addictive and cause severe illness and even death result
  • warning on stairs: Failure to climb stairs may Sprains, bruises, broken bones and even lead to fatal neck fractures
  • warning on products that must be heated or cooked: Protect your children - you can not grab the hot pot!
  • warning on paints and varnishes: The drinking of this product could be fatal.
The nonsense reminds me to turn the labels on some American products for dozens of amputees Brain, what sometimes ne satire circulated on the Internet: o). I mean, who has ironed his shirts while he carries the body ...?!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

How Long U Can Masterbate

My book takes further shape

Yesterday I had a total of nearly 20 pages further written to my current work. The term cloud to the new parts in this case uses this:

Emscher - Emscher dike - Flying Dutchman - Karnap - A42 - barge - waste plant food Karnap - B224 - Hessler Road - Two Gert Bridge - Mine House - swimming Dellwig - dressing room - Sex - tenderness - Love - Ice - clouds - Non-swimmers - swimming animals - Berne - Boye - Emscher Treatment Plant - Bottrop-Alt-Welheim - blush

I on Monday have a day vacation and the television often are not much more clever here, I'll start today Evening certainly have enough time to complete my work on.

Cursed Seal Sasuke Sprite Sheet

Jecke The project office

As previously announced, there are photos, Marina today at "Indian" made such that for all shown images:

(c) Marina Hong, Dusseldorf!


Marinchen This photo was shot when we were at the Carl room to get dm-colored hair spray and other Carnival accessories and donuts in Hinkel. This troupe has thrilled them of course! : O)



Before Marina, however, totally with me jeck strolled to the Carl Platz, she still has a serious picture of me and my shot Steffiiiii comparison, today again so enthusiastic I watch from the laundry ...



Here Marinchen has photographed me as I just mime the Serious - the emphasis is on hihi "mime". Since I have now sprayed the hair with orange hair lacquer. There is also a photo where it looks more like metal mane in carrot colors: o) ...



... like this!

course, there are also two photos of Marina - which I then shot at their request, of course, with karottenfarbenem hair.


The background by the way ne pot plant with stems * grin * - Marinchen has no sensors in stand-shape! : O))


Marina and her red-nosed ... it perfects the carrots look!

And then there's our Steffiiiii!! refers Marinchen as fruit lover, of course particularly iconic, Steffi to threaten with a banana, höhö. I have sprayed on Steffi back vertebrae even a little orange in your hair, but she did not want more - no wonder when you have so enthusiastically on the road is, hehe.

is now Steffiiii short time in the fresh air - who knows who she is there on a date. Mob Piet ...?! Another gentleman that will lead to their spring fever ...? I * think * Marinchen sealed yes to whatever any Krösken with various gentlemen, ha-ha. Now it is already two ... phew, how exhausting! I need to say is harmless, that customer X or Y is customer friendly, not bad looks, that he who has eaten NEN fool of me (in terms of consulting, technical secretariat, not necessarily in an erotic way!) Or whatever nice, it is a hellish Marinchens imagination: o). Tz, tz ... where I have always thought white blossoms husthust * *.

Devicesfor Stretching Labia

Nu we jeck!

                                (c) Alexandra Döll, Essen


Dieses Foto zeigt Marina am heutigen Altweiber-Fastnachtstag, noch weit vor elf Uhr - aber immerhin mit roter Nase :o). Um 11.11 Uhr sind wir zwei eben kurz rüber Richtung Altstadt - dienstfrei haben wir ja leider von unseren Chefs do not have - nor have highlights Dyer dm bought the place and Carl Hinkel donuts and a chocolate croissant for me. In Hinkel hell was going on, only Cologne carnival music, hehe.

Back in the office, we then smeared with glitter face, the Marina had bought at the dm, and I have both her and myself bought with the colored hair spray an orange-blond mane. Steffiiiiiiii has unfortunately allowed their emotions at home and can hang out the more serious. An orange streak I've missed you too.

Marina also has with her digital camera photos taken by us that will surely follow soon. Steffi die Einzige von uns, die nicht jeck ist :o( - vielleicht hängt sie ja auch nur romantischen Gedanken nach *schmelzdahinundmutierzurwasserpfütze*.

Der Wettergott meint es allerdings gut mit den Jecken, die sich jetzt in Scharen in der Düsseldorfer Altstadt versammeln. Ich denke, auf der Ratinger Straße kann man jetzt vor lauter Jecken schon nicht mehr laufen. Im Jahr 2003 habe ich das Treiben auf der Ratinger Straße auch mal mit zwei Kolleginnen und dem Freund einer Kollegin mitgemacht. Das Alt floss in Strömen - und die Stimmung war auch gut. Auch damals herrschte schönes, sonniges Wetter, wenn es auch etwas milder war.

How Is The Stayfree Put

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Poem To Ask For Money As A Birthday Present

drug advertising on TV and other nonsense

about the fact that is also excessively advertised on TV with drugs (especially in ZDF), I have even been times published an article Suite101.de. This eternal drug advertising obviously annoys some other viewers who do make this known in various letters to different program guides.

Unfortunately, this type of advertising gives the impression that if Medikamente eher zu den üblichen Ge- und Verbrauchsgütern gehören wie Lebensmittel, Getränke, Waschmittel usw. In dem Zusammenhang fand ich den Artikel in der ADAC-Motorwelt (Ausgabe 3/2011) sehr interessant, der auf die völlig unterschätzte Wirkung von Medikamenten(-Abhängigkeit) im Straßenverkehr hinwies, insbesondere wenn eine Medikamenteneinnahme nicht aus gesundheitlichen Gründen angezeigt ist, sondern Tabletten und andere Arzneien rein prophylaktisch und/oder zur Leistungssteigerung eingeworfen werden.

Neben der nervigen Werbung für Schlankheitsmittelchen aller Art - insbesondere Formoline 112 - in der dem Verbraucher suggeriert wird, dass Nahrungsfette are basically bad and that tablets can even become a friend (AUA!), me and the advertising is for alleged non-prescription sedative Neurexan as pretty on the cookie. Actually, it's sad when someone can not get his daily life without the use of such remedies to the chain. Meanwhile, a similar product has joined them, whose name I unfortunately do not think - the spot ran yesterday on Sat1. Actress Sandra Saves promotes this remedies and seems already so dazed and dispassionately that you want to call it: "No matter what you take: Get Less!"

However, and this is certainly a general social problem, wird jedoch auch der Eindruck erweckt, dass Menschen mit geringerer Leistungsfähigkeit in der Leistungsgesellschaft, die sich scheinbar nur noch über Arbeit, Geld, Äußerlichkeiten und andere Status-Symbole definieren kann, nicht als vollwertig angesehen werden - es gibt ja Unternehmensberatungen, bei denen sind Angestellte, die nicht mindestens 60 Std. die Woche arbeiten, schon Minderleister. Die schätzenswerten Persönlichkeitseigenschaften wie Hilfsbereitschaft, praktisches Geschick, Einfühlungsvermögen etc. eines Menschen bleiben bei dieser Definition jedenfalls auf der Strecke. Vor dem Hintergrund verwundert es auch nicht, dass viele Arbeitslose mit der Zeit zu Depressionen neigen - abgesehen davon, dass sie das Gefühl have not to be used, they are often flat labeled as lazy welfare parasites (best regards from Hartz IV and the Westerwelle ...) and suffer increasingly from material losses, so they are often regarded as worthless because they have neither coal for status symbols is still working. I think most of the unemployed would be much better to again have reasonably paid jobs rather than unsuccessfully to hope for each new job on getting a job at last. Of course there are the social parasites who have no desire to work, but are not the rule. The policy - and many people in the general population Otto - sheared off, however, all unemployed time lump sum with the same brush. It is surely a difference whether someone has worked for 41 years and then becomes unemployed because his job eliminated due to restructuring measures, or whether someone has never an 8-hour job and his work has looked in great regularity every few months flung added, because he could not expect long term to get up early in the morning or even gondolas to a few miles by car or bus and train to work ... In Germany today, unfortunately the problem is that personality and character is secondary to seem, but instead appearances, work and material possessions are in the foreground. However

live S also a few TV programs before, that you can nix needs may Rumproller on the screen, etc., but that one also to get a media attention that the person really does not enjoy - whether on talk shows of private stations (where there by now only "Britt" in Sat1 is active), American Idol, The girls program, etc. As my dad always so beautiful? - "In the past were held to slap insane, now they get on TV!" Some formats meets the 100% to. For a time, as this talk show boom prevailing in the private channels with Hans Meiser, Ilona Christen, Vera makes lunch, Britt, Franklin, Bärbel Schäfer, one could only wonder at the outrageous themes which often have even repeated it like

  • help, I have not cleaned my bathroom for three years, now I have mold on the shower curtain!
  • My girlfriend cheating on me with a vibrator XXL
  • You bitch! Mom cooks better than you lentil soup!
  • I want to look like Britney Spears - currently I look like Christina Aguilera
  • Oh God, my piranhas devour more than two chips a day!
  • Why might eat my guinea pigs no pickled herring?
  • You bitch! You stared at my friend for three seconds!
Just as an ironic example of the title and their sense of freedom. As could be observed even in some cases the largest Asis. TV is??

Giant Human Skeletons Found

breaks the spring of

(c) Susanne Schmich, Pixelio

While it is always not just warm and cuddly out there - This morning's was minus 2 degrees C, so I could scrape a very light layer of ice from the windshield of my Clio with 3 gene, but that the sun shines from a cloudless sky. If it is now warmer still, cook the spring fever of final. Steffiiiii dancing here with schwärmerischem look through our office and dreams of a nice man who had Marina - but this is really more jahreszeitenunabängig because the more often the case - the Spendierhöschen, and I tend to Beflirtungen nice men (but also I seasonal independent). It is a pity that we see from our office windows only on concrete, here in the Nearby, there is no grass or a tree: o (Well, if we now also might look at a flowering crocus meadow, we would probably freak out completely, hehe

.. ; ; to (c) Rita Gäbel, Pixelio
Even a walk along the Rhine flirt term would now be despised - the power although it is certainly still a few degrees colder, but we have fortunately all still winter jackets and scarves. Arnos customer is also just returned from Neuss by bike along the Rhine cycled to come to us in the consultation - it's much nicer than gondolas with bus and train through some not so homely concrete jungles.

piranhas in the Rhine will probably be no, although these small Fischli can survive in colder water - well, for spring fever, the characins're not really necessary. Steffi would probably trodden Face do when stuck suddenly loud cheerful, voracious piranhas their heads out of the Rhine: o).

(c) Rolf van Melis, Pixelio

Now Steffi not dance to the Rhine, sondern zum Geldautomaten - sie blickt immer noch total beseelt drein. Vielleicht trifft sie ja auch ihr Herzblatt Pöbel-Piet wieder...?! Ich habe ihn heute noch nicht gesehen, wenn ich mal raus zum rauchen war, aber vielleicht wartet er ja auch lieber auf Steffi als auf mich - für eine Neuauflage der Karton-Romanze :o).

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Who Knows Descente Skiwear

everyday (44): Stuffed vegetables

If you can see how intense small children can deal with everyday, you can very quickly come to ideas. So it was me, as I observed some time ago our son with a leek. The vegetables can offer some tactile: The stem is smooth and long, the leaf edges, but flexible and tickle the roots as a small brush.

I thought: The world would be richer, there would Stuffed vegetables. course I have since had no conception of how rich the world has long since Stuffed vegetables are naturally long ago - as it actually gives it all, from which one thinks it could do to be invented.

Figure A44.1: Stuffed vegetables from Muji - is quite easy to see otherwise have guessed,

It comes from the Japanese department store chain Muji, and is unfortunately not so, as a prototype AGREEMENT WOULD. When cabbage and leeks can not see right away what it should be, what is easier for mushroom and carrot. And rattle does everything too.

Figure A44.2: Stuffed vegetables bag

was given away here in my opinion, experience educational potential. But what the heck: My Stuffed Vegetables I would not be able to throw the comparable price in the market and there is indeed nothing against children cuddle with real vegetables - has to be containing only exchanged regularly and walk into the soup when it is wilted.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Early Pregnancy Sensitive Cervix

everyday (43): What if the monkey is on fire?

we have first smiled a little when we read on the website of Stiftung Warentest: Stop the burning monkey ". When we clicked on the message but we were still a bit confused, but the company disputed the Sigikid stuffed animal was in the room next to the poor in our peacefully sleeping son.

Figure A43.1: The Video the monkeys burning in the Stiftung Warentest

downright disturbing is the video that accompanies the message. There, the monkey is lit with a Bunsen burner and his fluffy fur from flaring quite rapidly melting. Sigikid, at its site . "Clearly, however, that corresponded to our monkey both before and after the test series with the legal standards or equivalent to go After our review from the ape only a low risk potential, since the monkey either by cigarette burns, sparks or a hot light bulb is lit, but open only by a flame. Preventive we have nevertheless our dealers asked us to return yet commercially available monkey, as we expected due to the coverage with uncertain consumer responses. "

They're actually occurred. We want our son to his beloved monkeys do not take to. We believe not that he has a chance somewhere to keep his cuddly toy in a Bunsen burner. We hope to have him with almost three and a half years could also explain that he should throw away the monkeys, when it is hot. But somehow remains a pale aftertaste which is slightly smoky ... If we had the monkeys prefer to send into exile?

Friday, February 11, 2011

What Happened To Javjunkies.com

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Monday, January 24, 2011

39 Weeks Preion Groin Pain

everyday (42): The soup Chicken revelation

The dioxin debate drives responsible parents in the bio department. Eggs, chickens, pigs - all a bit dubious of those days. Now we wanted but like the chicken fricassee from our "cookbook" cooking, in which neither children nor cooked Children are encouraged to cook. The recipe is really excellent, producing a delicious fricassee with no raw eggs and white wine, but this soup with chicken.

We have never dealt with the theme "Bio-chicken soup," knew only that it's not at Aldi (South) are. The Internet, we recommend a butcher's shop in Upper Kassel, Düsseldorf, which was on the way back from kindergarten. The chicken was as good as the price of : The kilo was just under eight euro and with a weight of 1.4 kg costs so chicken soup almost eleven €. A hefty price to land in a cooking pot. But our

Saul-Paul was a real chicken-chicken: self fanfares and angelic choirs in our disclosure would have on the quality of the meat and the optimal price-performance ratio can not have any more stress. The meat was firm and juicy without the unfortunate Soapy Soup Chicken and it was surprisingly productive. In the end we had three meals for each of the three of us eaters, so that at the end of the day the meat portion in the price per serving is about one Euro was. In this sense, our chicken soup was also a real snapper!

the next chicken fricassee recipe again after our favorite organic chicken soup is in the pot and I'll put the recipe or even the whole "cookbook" on here.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Good Name For A Salon

survey (4): Interview with the fathers researcher

Lisa Priyanka Metzner asked for their Bachelor thesis "The fathers survey" Papa - Papa 2.0 therefore asked Lisa Priyanka Metzner.

Papa 2.0: Why we are interested in the subject as a young woman fathers?

Lisa: Interest regarding the needs of fathers in the family education has developed during my internship in the Department of Family Education "at the Protestant work education. I have noticed that very few fathers have registered for courses on family formation and then I asked myself, what issues are at all interested fathers and to change the environment in which to participate so that more fathers to the offers. And so I came up with the idea to dedicate my final paper this theme.

Papa 2.0: you see any fundamental change in the role of fathers or try the straight out with your survey?

Lisa: Grundsätzlich sehe ich keinen zwangsläufigen Wandel in der Vaterrolle, da das Interesse der Väter an ihren Kindern schon immer bestand und sie diese in ihrer Entwicklung beeinflussen wollten. Allerdings haben sich in diesem Zusammenhang die Rahmenbedingungen gewandelt, so dass suggeriert wird, dass es für Väter heutzutage einfacher ist, ihre Rolle eigenständig zu definieren und individuell auszufüllen. Hier gibt es jedoch ein Problem; es gibt zwar die verschiedensten Angebote rund um das Thema "Familie", allerdings sind diese oftmals nur für die Zielgruppe "Mutter" konzipiert. Dies lässt sich durch die klassische Rollenverteilung in der Familie erklären. Des Weiteren herrscht oftmals noch die Vorstellung, dass Men (fathers) no "problems" that would justify the use of such offers.

The idea of equality in the educator role, the target group to the role "father" was added, without "knowing" this new target group or to know the motivations and interests they bring. With my survey, I would try to contribute to better targeting to be done, so the offers of family formation can be successfully positioned and thus meet the needs of fathers.

Papa 2.0: What is the current feedback on your survey? Get lots of
completed Data sheets back or other feedback?

Lisa: The feedback is very positive, I am of course very much. Before Christmas, cracked the 100 mark and I hope that many more fathers participate in the survey so that the result will be more representative.

Papa 2.0: Where we can read the results, if your work has been completed?

Lisa: A publication of my bachelor work as a whole I can not guarantee at this time. However, all fathers at the end of the questionnaire left their email address. The results of the survey, I will, after evaluation of all Tell interested fathers.

Papa 2.0: What can we Papas help make your work a success
is? And what can you give us with Dad on the way?

Lisa: the survey a success this way, I only ask all dads to participate and the survey even further to make known.

Papa 2.0: Are there any more a message to us dads?

Lisa: To all dads: Created the moments with your children so that they become your most beautiful - and perhaps the family can contribute to education.

Papa 2.0: Thank you for your time. And yet those who took part should do it now.