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Spring fever - and the hormones cook about ...

Soeben habe ich einen Artikel zum Thema "Frühlingsgefühle" online gestellt, leider lässt sich der Artikel nicht öffnen - ich denke und hoffe, dass die Technik von Suite101.de sich kurzfristig darum kümmert.

                  (c) Rike, Pixelio

Mein Lieblings-Cartoon, den ich bis heute leider nicht im Internet gefunden habe, stammte m. W. von Marunde und war auch ein Aufhänger meines Bühnenprogramms "Männer - Women -. Zombies "with which I am among other things occurred in October 2008 in the Little Theatre in Essen A raven flies towards a wrought iron rooster that serves as a church steeple The Raven gets but with at all, that it is the steeple-cock. is a material object, lies down in the air brakes and ranzt ne go: "What you staring for so stupid? ! Go, go, out of the way, or you'll coupla lubricated "Down on the roof of the nave sits a little sparrow, looks with admiration on to the raven and think:" great guy "

this cartoon on once had a teacher! University of Essen at the door of her office and then I have suffered quite a Lachflash when I looked the part.

us at the crazy project office cook the hormones sometimes even at times over: o) - especially if Steffiiiii floats again schwärmerischem look around the office. I'm also flirting mood - that must be spring.

(c) Lilo Kapp, Pixelio

for today Unfortunately, according to weather forecast is announced rain, but now seems to have the sun out from behind thin clouds. The day before yesterday and yesterday the weather was certainly beautiful, but at least it was pleasant today at 6:30 clock when I drove off, with 7 ° C mild. Even with the spring Steffiiiii feelings excited about the temperatures, as well as Marina. Sammy is now sitting more often in meadows near Frohnhausen / Fulerum, sniffing thoughtfully at crocuses, hihi. My little hamster lady Steffi is also happy if they can float with their Gleitschirmchen over fields of tulips, crocuses and daffodils - Ecki looking forward more to its 3 Series BMW. Well, each his own: o).

(c) Rita Gäbel, Pixelio

Unfortunately, there are also people who are talented and have a little humor sometimes just a little may wonder. Zeno had sponsored some time ago for our office coffee pot on the Mainzelmännchen are shown as a motive. The cup he had once received from the ZDF. Since I already Mainzelmännchen as a child was pretty funny - the characters are pretty much the best that the ZDF has to offer now - I'm usually subscribed to this cup: o).

As I recently hospitalized was Marinchen our consultant Arno has brought a cup of coffee, where it was in the cup to the Mainzelmännchen cup. Arno: "Marina, that's not what does the customer think of me ...!" This is not serious? (Hm, but we honestly believe that our customers have also found the cute, but if you otherwise have no worries ...) This Marina said the other day to Steffi and me Indian, that it would have been a lot of dubious, if they would have placed o)) or with a cup breasts (which it really is m. W. on the market), hahaha: him a cup with the word "porn king"! About this Joke beömele I am today. When Arnold was yesterday we had to I'm really resist a grin, because I had to think of "porn king" höhö. Funny, as Zeno said last dig at Arnos concerns to me in the kitchen, that he himself would drink during the consultation. DAS was somehow clear to me, hehe. In any case, this Mainzelmännchen cup is in our worship.

Da Marina so in my latest book as a porn producer (of course with quality!) Function and then I told her to write the screenplay, adapted by the porn king quite good. The suitable locations for the porn, with Nivea (u) are found naturally in the Ruhr area - suitable for the spring were these possible locations:

• the tetrahedron in Bottrop-Batenbrock
• Lichtungen und Pilzansammlungen im Köllnischen Wald in Bottrop-Kirchhellen
• das Ufer des Heidesees, ebenfalls in Bottrop-Kirchhellen
• das Emscherufer (sofern man eine unempfindliche Nase hat - ich habe in der Praxis aber schon mal häufiger feststellen können, dass der Emscherdeich als Liebesnest genutzt wird - gut erkennbar an zurückgelassenen Schlüppis und Kondomen...)
• das Ufer des Rhein-Herne-Kanals (natürlich würde ich stark frequentierte Wege und Stellen da außen vor lassen - insbesondere tagsüber)

Liebe an Bus- oder Straßenbahnhaltestellen hingegen ist eher ziemlich 80er. Meine Oma väterlicherseits (1913 - 1991), die ebenfalls einen sexist humor was right, waited at the bus stop at night Berliner Platz, which was still above ground, on its streetcar when she saw that two young people pimperten on the other side of the bus shelter with the frosted glass. Well, who's like ...: o). Presumably, the two overcome in today's western city of her spring feelings, although not as much greenery in the immediate environment.

There are other nice places where you can indulge in his spring fever, the border's not the same with sex must be - is kissing and smooching and beautiful. Spontaneously come to mind because the following of me in a practice-tested places:

• the banks of the Rhine in Dusseldorf below the Theodor-Heuss-Bridge - that was the first time I have to the sounds of Iron Maiden album panky "Somewhere in Time"
• the Ferris wheel, "Bellevue" have - often on the Cranger Kirmes in Herne and on the Rhine fair in Dusseldorf
• the banks on the Rhine-Herne Canal found below the canal bridge in E-Dellwig
• under powered street lights in Essen (various districts)
• in the car in the meadows at Scheppmannshof in E- Dellwig
• in a parking lot on Köllnischen forest (age Postreitweg)
• on Baldeneysee at E-Heisingen - with full moon and in style with ner real, unfiltered, French Gauloises cigarettes (kissing, we have taken the course aus'm mouth, haha!)
• in Mühlbachtal in E-Fulerum
• in the courtyard of the SPD's house in E-copper spin.

Marinchen just told me that she has snogged times on a tree. Anything else included a boat in the water under the mistletoe, lying in the snow in front of a snowman to kiss their locations. Steffiiiiii enjoys and is silent on the subject, instead she prefers to face the traffic places: o).

My school friend Cola Borbeck kissed her first boyfriend in a phone booth in E-Kupferdreh for the first time - yes, then, in the early 90s that went on, for we had still so beautiful yellow telephone booths, which have a sealed off from the rest of the world at least a little.