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Spring fever - and the hormones cook about ...

Soeben habe ich einen Artikel zum Thema "Frühlingsgefühle" online gestellt, leider lässt sich der Artikel nicht öffnen - ich denke und hoffe, dass die Technik von Suite101.de sich kurzfristig darum kümmert.

                  (c) Rike, Pixelio

Mein Lieblings-Cartoon, den ich bis heute leider nicht im Internet gefunden habe, stammte m. W. von Marunde und war auch ein Aufhänger meines Bühnenprogramms "Männer - Women -. Zombies "with which I am among other things occurred in October 2008 in the Little Theatre in Essen A raven flies towards a wrought iron rooster that serves as a church steeple The Raven gets but with at all, that it is the steeple-cock. is a material object, lies down in the air brakes and ranzt ne go: "What you staring for so stupid? ! Go, go, out of the way, or you'll coupla lubricated "Down on the roof of the nave sits a little sparrow, looks with admiration on to the raven and think:" great guy "

this cartoon on once had a teacher! University of Essen at the door of her office and then I have suffered quite a Lachflash when I looked the part.

us at the crazy project office cook the hormones sometimes even at times over: o) - especially if Steffiiiii floats again schwärmerischem look around the office. I'm also flirting mood - that must be spring.

(c) Lilo Kapp, Pixelio

for today Unfortunately, according to weather forecast is announced rain, but now seems to have the sun out from behind thin clouds. The day before yesterday and yesterday the weather was certainly beautiful, but at least it was pleasant today at 6:30 clock when I drove off, with 7 ° C mild. Even with the spring Steffiiiii feelings excited about the temperatures, as well as Marina. Sammy is now sitting more often in meadows near Frohnhausen / Fulerum, sniffing thoughtfully at crocuses, hihi. My little hamster lady Steffi is also happy if they can float with their Gleitschirmchen over fields of tulips, crocuses and daffodils - Ecki looking forward more to its 3 Series BMW. Well, each his own: o).

(c) Rita Gäbel, Pixelio

Unfortunately, there are also people who are talented and have a little humor sometimes just a little may wonder. Zeno had sponsored some time ago for our office coffee pot on the Mainzelmännchen are shown as a motive. The cup he had once received from the ZDF. Since I already Mainzelmännchen as a child was pretty funny - the characters are pretty much the best that the ZDF has to offer now - I'm usually subscribed to this cup: o).

As I recently hospitalized was Marinchen our consultant Arno has brought a cup of coffee, where it was in the cup to the Mainzelmännchen cup. Arno: "Marina, that's not what does the customer think of me ...!" This is not serious? (Hm, but we honestly believe that our customers have also found the cute, but if you otherwise have no worries ...) This Marina said the other day to Steffi and me Indian, that it would have been a lot of dubious, if they would have placed o)) or with a cup breasts (which it really is m. W. on the market), hahaha: him a cup with the word "porn king"! About this Joke beömele I am today. When Arnold was yesterday we had to I'm really resist a grin, because I had to think of "porn king" höhö. Funny, as Zeno said last dig at Arnos concerns to me in the kitchen, that he himself would drink during the consultation. DAS was somehow clear to me, hehe. In any case, this Mainzelmännchen cup is in our worship.

Da Marina so in my latest book as a porn producer (of course with quality!) Function and then I told her to write the screenplay, adapted by the porn king quite good. The suitable locations for the porn, with Nivea (u) are found naturally in the Ruhr area - suitable for the spring were these possible locations:

• the tetrahedron in Bottrop-Batenbrock
• Lichtungen und Pilzansammlungen im Köllnischen Wald in Bottrop-Kirchhellen
• das Ufer des Heidesees, ebenfalls in Bottrop-Kirchhellen
• das Emscherufer (sofern man eine unempfindliche Nase hat - ich habe in der Praxis aber schon mal häufiger feststellen können, dass der Emscherdeich als Liebesnest genutzt wird - gut erkennbar an zurückgelassenen Schlüppis und Kondomen...)
• das Ufer des Rhein-Herne-Kanals (natürlich würde ich stark frequentierte Wege und Stellen da außen vor lassen - insbesondere tagsüber)

Liebe an Bus- oder Straßenbahnhaltestellen hingegen ist eher ziemlich 80er. Meine Oma väterlicherseits (1913 - 1991), die ebenfalls einen sexist humor was right, waited at the bus stop at night Berliner Platz, which was still above ground, on its streetcar when she saw that two young people pimperten on the other side of the bus shelter with the frosted glass. Well, who's like ...: o). Presumably, the two overcome in today's western city of her spring feelings, although not as much greenery in the immediate environment.

There are other nice places where you can indulge in his spring fever, the border's not the same with sex must be - is kissing and smooching and beautiful. Spontaneously come to mind because the following of me in a practice-tested places:

• the banks of the Rhine in Dusseldorf below the Theodor-Heuss-Bridge - that was the first time I have to the sounds of Iron Maiden album panky "Somewhere in Time"
• the Ferris wheel, "Bellevue" have - often on the Cranger Kirmes in Herne and on the Rhine fair in Dusseldorf
• the banks on the Rhine-Herne Canal found below the canal bridge in E-Dellwig
• under powered street lights in Essen (various districts)
• in the car in the meadows at Scheppmannshof in E- Dellwig
• in a parking lot on Köllnischen forest (age Postreitweg)
• on Baldeneysee at E-Heisingen - with full moon and in style with ner real, unfiltered, French Gauloises cigarettes (kissing, we have taken the course aus'm mouth, haha!)
• in Mühlbachtal in E-Fulerum
• in the courtyard of the SPD's house in E-copper spin.

Marinchen just told me that she has snogged times on a tree. Anything else included a boat in the water under the mistletoe, lying in the snow in front of a snowman to kiss their locations. Steffiiiiii enjoys and is silent on the subject, instead she prefers to face the traffic places: o).

My school friend Cola Borbeck kissed her first boyfriend in a phone booth in E-Kupferdreh for the first time - yes, then, in the early 90s that went on, for we had still so beautiful yellow telephone booths, which have a sealed off from the rest of the world at least a little.

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food, your sites * sing *

surprise - what can happen over night ... everything! At the junction Hatzper Street / Humboldt Street in Haarzopf is indeed closed for good two weeks, the rightmost lane Fulerum, but you could at least still turn from the right lane going straight ahead to the right and the lights were at this busy intersection until last night in operation.

were this morning at half past six off all lights and night, the city of Essen managed to a construction site at the intersection of , To implement the confusion and chaos is hardly to beat. GRMPH! I went this morning instead of being driven in Haarzopf in Kettwig, because it was a little easier to cross the intersection rather than straight ahead as usual to turn left onto Ramp Haarzopf. Let's see how it looks this evening there and then times by now whether it is operating traffic lights - why should I at a busy intersection, which can be driven in four directions - Kettwig, Bredeney, Mülheim, Fulerum - take construction traffic lights? Morning at 6:30 clock when some commuters are already on the road, which is already borderline, but if the Rush Hour between 7.30 und 8.30, or between clock 16:30 and 18:30 clock is really going on, the chaos and congestion is inevitable without traffic lights. Thinking is dependent luck ...! Maybe the city wants to eat or earn at possible consequences?

Nearby there for months, the next site, in the curve Fulerumer Street / Humboldt Street. That was it not done during the snow period December 2010/Januar 2011, even understandable, but even now that the weather is nice and mild, because for weeks no progress - the potholes left by the winter-wide to gradually from craters and the ruptured surface of the track you can even see, that there many, many years, even drove ne tram long, because the rails are there under the ruptured asphalt - because although I'm not sure if that's really come from Frot - still completely unmotivated in the area around. In the curve is also good until a year ago, what has been done, but why do it all in a hush, if we can distribute them at x-time? The bus lane that runs parallel to the road Fulerumer, has also not yet been put into operation. If the track is not always used by the 147, why then has been working on it?

The city has funnily enough money for all possible and impossible flagship projects - for a fourth-rate team to a new stadium to be built, a new swimming pool will be built, although many good running pools in the north and west of the city were closed down (eg Nöggerathbad in Altendorf, Oasis in Old Village, Old Kuhlhoffbad in food) or by the closure threatened (in this case, the pool Dellwig, also called "Hesse" known). For 2011, the operation is secured in Hesse, but what about the years that still stands in the stars. It has our Office of OB Reinhard passport (SPD) nor the victory won with the promise that Hesse is not made tight.

Unfortunately, I have the article last night in the special session of the WDR only half-noticed, but the Karnaper Citizens are understandably angry, especially because the houses are right on Emscher dike, over wet cellars have, because the drain pipes are crumbling and the ground water is increasing steadily, which somehow is related not Emscher together. The city of Essen and Emschergenossenschaft that actually pushing for the management of the river and its responsibility in the Ruhr many tributaries to the buck to each other - the Karnaper citizens is thus not helped. A restructuring of the mining damage in the sewage system would probably cost 800 million euros, it would be most like the city if the citizens concerned that too pay out of pocket. The North Food has always been a stepchild of municipal policies - if there were the same problems in Rüttenscheid, or NEM Bredeney other supposed noble quarter would be of interest, as against what long ago been made. Actually, probably would have to pay for the costs of mining, but was closed in 2007 because a clause regarding costs of eternity, the mining has nothing to the damage in Karnap more on board.

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Denglisch or ghetto-German as subjects?

The decline of the German language has become well-kept collection of linguists, as some apparently believe that Denglisch ("I get s wanted cash from the bank!") Or ghetto-German ("Ey Alder , Doers sporadically flat! ") as subjects to introduce in schools. Okay, I do not think honestly that the British, its people or the Americans get the idea, in their schools Schwänglisch introduce as a subject just because Mr. Oettinger times held a nice speech in Schwänglisch: o ), but some German, which then also academics (Akadämliker call?) have, indeed, such ideas ...

one hand, many training companies complain that many of their future trainees, regardless of nationality, are hardly in a position to write a decent German sentence straight, the lack of social behavior and even the understanding of the four basic arithmetic operations, but then some come around the corner and think they need to also support yet, because this is "culturally valuable". Well, then could ask the Bavarians, the Saxons, the Ruhris, the Rhineland and the Hessians and that its own dialect is taught in German schools in the future, often in an administrative district in the upper classes.

love hiring managers, if these ideas really be successful once, you can look in the future on the same cover letter as the following example: o). Let us once before, a gas station owner named Thor Muller, who runs an Esso petrol station in the old food, is looking for a garage mechanic (m / w - we are yes politically correct, hehe) with completed education, enjoy working with people of different nationalities and has speaks English or other foreign languages as possible, such as Polish, Russian, Czech, Turkish or Arabic. Such a letter that mixes lots of different regional dialects, ghetto-German and Denglisch could then read this:

Güden However, Dhörsten, ey Alder,

I am the Schackeline Essanelle with the wave, and do Schalke . come As a fully trained crass Tankwartin with fun at multiculturalism I will apply to you, the job opening.

Neben Deutsch und über andere Leute kann ich voll krass Französisch und Türkisch. Mein erster Freund, der Marzel aus Katernberg, hat mich Französisch beigebracht, Kruzifix noch a mal, und mein aktueller Stecher, dat Mustafa, der Sohn von Gastarbeita is, hat mich gezeigt, wie Türkisch geht. Alder, du merkst, der Umgang mit unterschiedliche People macht mich viel Freude.

Ich tue mich täglich duschen und Socken-Changing machen. Durch meine Arbeit anne Aral-Tanke in GE-Heßler bin ich Electronic Cash gewohnt, Alder - guckst du. Isch bin eine voll korrekte Alde, Alder.

Ja, geh, wennze mich kennen lernen willz, ruf mich voll krass on, please not abba ten clock in the morning and six non-clock in the evening when I hang with Mustafa and dat tune its 3 Series. About cash, we can still talken small, when I get to babble to you.

Tschüsikowski,
Schackeline

Well, that would be even a homely letter of application, which combines everything possible, as some linguists have so so much: o). I think it's good, if foreign languages are offered at schools, at least I had also two foreign languages as LKs (English and English), and I also think it's good to schools, other languages such as Turkish, Russian, Polish, Arabic, Italian, etc. Operating if someone is interested in this language and culture, but Denglisch or ghetto-German, I think rather uncertain, especially since normally the teaching of languages - whether German or a foreign language - actually more to the correctness in the expression value down and is not irgendnem comic hodgepodge of every possible language, slang and dialects. Then German in the schools are already eliminated directly, instead of German instruction is then either replaced by Bavarian, Ruhrpott Platt, Saxon, German ghetto, etc. and certainly makes us internationally competitive total - or it is now contest capable?